I figured it might be a little fun to list the top ten slogans I found over the internet about anti-smoking. These are fun to use on a smoker, to convince yourself to quit, or to simply just enjoy. In no particular order, here we go:

1. Tobacco: the day- and night-time, cancer causing, throat clogging pollutant drug, to help you look uglier the next morning… medicine
2. I don’t mind you smoking, if you don’t mind me farting up your nose
3. A kitten dies every time you light up
4. Be smart, don’t start
5. The marlboro man died of cancer
6. Too much smoke will leave you broke
7. Cough twice for Philip Morris
8. If you can’t stop smoking, cancer will
9. Put it out before it puts you out
10. Smokers don’t get to smoke, they have to smoke